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    2/2/2009

    酒吧ONS暗语你知道多少?

    据说是某些酒吧常客总结出来要搞ONS的暗语
    1--如果你是想找一夜情,请不要点啤酒!有经验的人一般是点鸡尾酒或果汁!
    2--请不要另点副餐,因为你并不知道你的吃相是否会招来别人的恐慌。
    3--烟是可以抽的,但请不要一根一根还都抽的那么猛!要沉稳,优雅。不要着急或者心虚~
    4--请记住几位特殊职业者的特点,以免发生误会。
    鸭子--多在右手的小指带戒指,火机压在红色烟盒下,多点柠檬果汁。
    出台小姐--食指带戒指,不戴项链,裙装,多点烈酒。
    药贩--中指带戒指,松垮服饰运动跑鞋,多点啤酒。不过最好不要买,酒吧的通常要贵一些。
    为了让一夜情给你带来美好的感觉,请注意安全!女士请自带安全套。同时不要说自己的隐私,也不要过多的询问对方。因为我们只想要一夜情的刺激,而刺激原自神秘!
    男士版:
    把一盒香烟置于桌面:把其中2根香烟抽出,露出烟嘴,然后把一个打火机放在烟盒上面。
    意喻:是否有mm今夜为我点火
    如果有mm过来,感兴趣的话就抽出其中一根,mm自会抽出另一根,然后为你点火
    如不感兴趣就把2根香烟推回烟盒中,然后把烟盒竖起。
    女士版:
    点一杯热咖啡,然后把糖包放在咖啡旁边,用咖啡勺不停来回搅拌。
    如果有gg过来,感兴趣的话,就撕开糖包,把糖倒进去。
    最后如果开始喝咖啡,就表示接受。
    如不感兴趣,继续搅拌咖啡。

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